Monday, September 1, 2008

More Designs, hmm?

http://www.thepoppenkast.com/data/FearedMachina/comesitonunclekarlslap.jpg
What kind of CafePress things would you people like, hmm?
I'm going to design some more. So, tell me what turns you on, readers.
What makes you lick the phone?
What makes you want to put your money into my leather clad hands, whilst I grope you because I am Karl Lagerfeld and I can.

11 comments:

Ney said...

i love the picture, first of all.

And secondly, Karl, don't make me sue you for sexual harassment, hmm?

Giorgio said...

a hot sexy 5 inch heel made of black patent leather with tweed ribbons and CC's hanging from it like little fairies...that turns me on

Karl Lagerfeld said...

There is nothing sexual about it, my dear girl, hmm? DO THE BATDANCE.

Paula Pasquali said...

YOU turn me on, Karl!

Vidal Wu said...

Dearest Karl,

make more t-shirts! You can call it the Angry Anna Collection by Karl Lagerfeld, hmm?and they better have people-depreciating messages on them, like:

I HATE YOUR SHOES.
YOU ARE WEARING TOO MANY CLOTHES.
YOU'RE FIRED.
I AM THE BEST.

Some Velvet Morning said...

Parasols and corsets and adorable gloves.

Modupe said...

Karl, design a house for us...no a car...
As a matter of fact,
design a new planet for us so we are away from the demode... a whole planet...just for the uber-chic...

water said...

Leather writing notebook, leather glove, leather bracelet, leather writing instrument, leather motorbike …
Everything in black leather or black denim …
With a sign [Approved by Karl]

Annie said...

leather gloves and a le smoking. Yves is dead. You can steal his ideas now, hmmm?

Vidal Wu said...

My, Karl. Just make a le smoking to spite that horrible Stefano Pilati man. He makes my eyes hurt with his poorly cut pants.

Karl Lagerfeld said...

Vidal- Stefano does dresses and that is it, hmm?