Saturday, January 3, 2009

Hope for Fashion/Vote 09

There's this thing called the "Bloggies", and since you're readers of my blog, I think you should vote for me.
No, you will vote for me. Obviously.
However, I have some suggestions for other sites to vote for, if you must:

Best food weblog- Karl Lagerfeld's Guide to Life. (I was tempted to find some pro-anorexia site up here, since food is demode and anorexia is very anti-food, however this blog is even more anti-food since I have not eaten since 1960. Those anorexics weren't even born then!)
Best Fashion weblog- Karl Lagerfeld's Guide to Life- Do you read "weblog" as "we-blog"? I do, sometimes. And it's very demode, because this blog is very much about me, not anybody else. It's a me-blog. So, since I'm the king of fashion and all, and I practically invented Chanel; you should vote for me.
Most humorous weblog- Karl Lagerfeld's Guide to Life- Occasionally, stupid people comment on this blog. And we laugh at them. Some people call this blog "satire" as well, but I don't know about that.
Best writing on a weblog- Karl Lagerfeld's Guide to Life- But of course. Where else will one find The Very Hungry Model, hmm?
Weblog of the year- Karl Lagerfeld's Guide to Life- We'll have a party in the closet with free champagne, hmm?

So vote for those blogs, hmm? You can vote here.
Remember, Hope for Fashion in 09. Vote Lagerfeld.

3 comments:

Blair said...

I mean, who else would I vote for?

Everyone else is just too terribly demode, i'm afraid.
;-)

Anonymous said...

I voted!
Party in the closet with free champagne: I'm in!

Anonymous said...

Fashion people will vote for Karl. That's for sure.

For the hopelessly demode, be less demode and vote for Karl, hmmm?