Tuesday, November 25, 2008

"Your Blog is Getting Boring"

"Your Blog is Getting Boring" read a comment on one of my blog posts, earlier today.
I do say read because you must remember that this blog is, like fashion, a totalitarian dictatorship. I do not tolerate dissenters.

I imagine the person is a teen fashionista. She probably has a Marc Jacobs bag that her mommy paid $2000 for, and a Juicy Couture sweatsuit and a Versace jacket with "VERSACE" written in large print on the back, just so you know it's Versace. She probably keeps the price tags on everything, just so she can remember exactly how much mommy paid for this piece of "tacky" fashion. In short, this person is a fashion victim, 1st class.

I should be applauding her, of course. Because along with her Marc Jacobs bag I'm sure she owns a Chanel bag; one of the ones I designed badly on purpose to see what stupid sort of people would buy them. She's given me money! So, thankyou; ugly and demode fashionista for giving Uncle Karl some money.

She has a blog, of course. Where she posts pictures of herself in a blazer and leggings everyday. EVERY SINGLE DAY she posts pictures of herself in leggings and a blazer; saying "oh, how original I am." She then tries to emulate my daughter Jane and buys some shoes; apart from her shoes are tacky and bright pink and made in China. She then looks at Jane's blog and says "WHY DON'T I GET ALL THOSE HITS", goes and complains to mommy and mommy buys her some Louis Vuitton flip flops.

Worst of all, this person enjoys McDonald's.

18 comments:

Stag said...

Here here Karl :)

Ms. Butterfly said...

I've been away from ur blog a couple of posts, yes I know you missed me Uncle...oh u dont?

Anyway, Demode? I guess you were thinking of the christmas holiday's and knew of the delema people face with those you just cant think what to get them.

181st Child said...

You are hillarious Uncle Karl! :)

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Jane!

Karl Lagerfeld said...

Anonymous, are you blind, deaf and demode?
I guess so, hmm? Kindly go back to Walmart.

Jane is the more chic and gorgeous person on the planet, aside from me. This is A Fact.

K said...

funny how the "trolls" mostly are ANONYMOUS....

Anonymous said...

Jane is the salvation of my teen-wall mart generation.
go team jane!

Jasmina said...

lol, only someone boring would call Ur blog boring.

Norah said...

ohhhhh snapppp

Anonymous said...

Karl dear, make a blog of your favorite music. Let the demode know your uber sense of taste!

xo

Miriam said...

Oh Karl-
Jane really is beautiful.
And this lovely viewer is oh so demode.

him said...

you might be a fake Karl and karl is a fake oscar wilde so this makes you a fake wilde as well.

Fake Gareth Pugh said...

Oh, fake you, Fake Karl, you're fake! :))

Miss_Corrine said...

That there is the sound of Uncle Karl cracking the whip.. and I like it! :D

Giorgio said...

it was probably martin margiela commenting...so typical of him! so gimmicky!

K said...

Or Rei PMS´ing!

K said...

can i have a DEMODE shirte please!!!!

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