Monday, November 3, 2008

My Bookshop

Person: Karl, can could I please buy this book?
Karl: Hmm? You want to buy this book?
Person: Yes.
Karl: Get on the scales, then.
Person: What???
Karl: We need to see if your weight suits that book. Brad! Get the scales!
Person:..?!?
Karl: Just step over here. Hmm.
Person: Hmmm?
Karl: I'm the only one that does those "hmm?"'s, hmm?
Person: ...yes.
Karl: Just stand on the scales!
Person: ...
Karl: You are 50 kgs. That's pretty fat, for someone who wears Balenciaga!
Person: but?
Karl: No buts! Run! Run! Run!
Person: [starts running]
Karl: Why are you running around my bookshop, hmmm?
Person: You [puff] told me [puff] too!
Karl: Stop it! Let's weigh you.
Person: [steps on scales]
Karl: 49.99!
Person: Is it good enough?
Karl: Are your jeans skinny enough?
Person: Yes Karl! My jeans are skinny! My jeans are skinny!
Karl: Okay. 500 Pounds.
Person: The price says $40, and this is France so what you're doing charging in those amounts--
Karl: Do you weigh $40?
Person: I weigh 49.99...
Karl: KILOGRAMS. NOT DOLLARS.
Person: I suppose you're right, then.
Karl: $600 now.
Person: what th-?
Karl: You're wasting my time!
Mary-Kate Olsen: You don't have to be around people who waste your time, Karl.
Ashley Olsen: You can be with us.
Mary-Kate: I see you've got a daughter now.
Ashley: What about us.
Karl: SCALES! NOW! BOTH OF YOU! BRAD...DEAL WITH THIS FATTY.
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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

mm.. about 8 mins 15 into the clip

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sVOXQZRuw2Y

xcoco

Mo said...

The twins should weigh about 51 kg, together...isn't i their book anyway?

Vidal Wu said...

I thought they died for not eating since they were 7. What are they doing with the books?

Anonymous said...

i heard about you from this blog...you're great!


http://la-belle-rhapsodie.blogspot.com/

mumbles said...

uncle karl~
when you leave this tres demode world to return to your home planet, i will be coming with you to be your cabana boy.
notice that i am not asking: this is fate, and is not to up to any gauche questioning.
this is fate, and fate is chic. is warhol the queen of your home planet by any chance? that would be so, um...mode, i think.
notice that i don't use capitalization, because i find it extremely demode and bourgeois. see, we are meant to be together, karl. you may call me brad.

Vidal said...

mumbles, please be reminded that I signed up FIRST, and that Karl has designated ME to be his cabana boy, hmm?

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