Monday, November 24, 2008

New York 2

Been in New York some more; Jane encountered some of the....delightful people of NY.

The tree just behind the young man in the picture was in fact a fashionista. She was very interesting. She'd 1) gotten so thin she had actually formed into a tree, and 2) gotten so weak that she couldn't move and has to stand there. Thus, when people go past her they think "oh, that is just a tree!" But really, it is a stranded fashionista in need. Which is why today I'm launching the "Help our Fashionista's Who Have Turned into Trees (on account of their being so skinny) appeal. I feel it's a very urgent cause, and we need your support.


Those leaves of hers are Chanel, you know.

4 comments:

Jeunesse said...

That creepy thing is !human? And a woman?! I feel bad for "her" Chanel "leaves"...

Mo said...

how d we save them, if we plant these fashionista trees with dirt imported from the land of Chanel or the runway that covers Vermont, won't that turn them back into fashionistas?

Jasmina said...

well hi karl :> btw. I want to be a tree :z

Anonymous said...

nevermind you're not boring this is fabulous.