What is this Vermont?

Karl told me he bought property in Vermont.

I had to look up what exactly this Vermont is.  Look!  I had the assistants research:

Vermont is a state.  It is woodsy and somewhat demode.  It has less people in it than my apartment building does.

Anyway, Karl had me out to 'hang out' as he likes to say.  And there are guns in Vermont.

GUNS.

Adoring public, I feel like I am quite intimidating on my own.  Now imagine me with a shotgun.  Apparently my assistants felt this, as they bolted.  Some were later found hiding in the cellar.  (What on earth is a cellar?)

Karl is remodeling the place...  I suggested jokingly that he could turn it into KarlLand - a theme park for the chic.  His eyes lit up (behind the Dior Hommes, obviously) and then I wished I hadn't said anything.