It was Anna's birthday the other day. We don't know when it is, to be honest; thought the newspapers claim to do. We don't have birthdays here, anyway; because as gods we are ageless.
But apparently it was her birthday, the other day. Assuming she was born. Which is a pretty big assumption to make. So it's really all rumor. Rumors. Made by the fatties and enimies of fashion: the uglies. The uglies have created this rumor that Anna had a birthday.
So anyway. Happy un-birthday to you, Anna.
FATTY: Let's create a new concept!
UGLY: Of...birthdays for gods.
FATTY: Oh Karl smite us! Smite us!
KARL: As you wish. [SMITES with KARL FASHION POWER]
AFTER:
FATTY: Is this hell?
UGLY: Noo..it's Walmart!
FATTY: Thank god.
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oh karl, here's a photo of you and anna back in 1991!
http://www.fashionologie.com/2463954?page=0,0,13
happy unbirthday anna!
ps love your blog!
Karl what are yopu doing with ALT?
http://bp1.blogger.com/_LGX-ae7EQBI/SCCEBAIDvdI/AAAAAAAAC-w/pAPQnAs3P3o/s400/VenusandGroupatNinanRicciParty.jpg
i thought he's demode, were you blessing him with chic-ness
i've been preaching against the uglies and the fatties all my life and now that i've found you, life feels better.
I thought she sprang fully grown from the forehead of Coco Chanel.
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