Sunday, November 30, 2008

Some Award

Okay. The other day I was at this thing presenting this award to this person. She had blonde hair...hmmm.....Britney Spears. That was her name. "Britney" "Spears". She had children backstage. I hate children. So I gave them a Chanel lollipop and told them to shut up. It's a quilted lollipop. I can't remember what the award was for; it was at some music-related event. It was not the opera, anyway. I'd just like to say that Anna put me up to it when we were playing Truth or Dare; and she'd drunken a lot of Vodka and said "PRESENT THAT DEMODE BRITNEY SPEARS WITH AN AWARD". That was the dare, you see. It was worth it, because I found out who Anna is....singling out...for let's say "special activities".
Anyway, this is me covering my high collar, hmm? I do not endorse that Britney Spears nor do I like her. She is demode. If it was me, the award would've went to Cat Power....no....me! Yes, I would've given the award to myself, hmm? And I don't even know what the award was for!

Note: Some assistant spelt "myself" wrong in this entry. My new assistant, Bradd (who is not Brad), is typing up entries from now on. The previous assistant is swimming in a pool of diet Coke.)

6 comments:

Ms. Butterfly said...

First off Karl fire the assistant :D she misspelled 'myself'. Second off you have all the power to help that démodé girl. The humanitarian award goes to...Karl L.

madador said...

Alas Karl, you should have dared Anna back; maybe to enter a demode Kmart?

shir said...

Britney is not demode.

André said...

I would like a Chanel lollipop, diet and make of tweed. Chic, non?

Ms. Butterfly said...

I just fainted yet again. Cuz Shir said Shitney is not demode. Then what??????

nellietheeccentric said...

oui oui, je cherre une lucette de chanel!!