Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Un-Birthday

It was Anna's birthday the other day. We don't know when it is, to be honest; thought the newspapers claim to do. We don't have birthdays here, anyway; because as gods we are ageless.
But apparently it was her birthday, the other day. Assuming she was born. Which is a pretty big assumption to make. So it's really all rumor. Rumors. Made by the fatties and enimies of fashion: the uglies. The uglies have created this rumor that Anna had a birthday.
So anyway. Happy un-birthday to you, Anna.

FATTY: Let's create a new concept!
UGLY: Of...birthdays for gods.
FATTY: Oh Karl smite us! Smite us!
KARL: As you wish. [SMITES with KARL FASHION POWER]

AFTER:

FATTY: Is this hell?
UGLY: Noo..it's Walmart!
FATTY: Thank god.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh karl, here's a photo of you and anna back in 1991!

http://www.fashionologie.com/2463954?page=0,0,13

happy unbirthday anna!

ps love your blog!

Mo said...

Karl what are yopu doing with ALT?
http://bp1.blogger.com/_LGX-ae7EQBI/SCCEBAIDvdI/AAAAAAAAC-w/pAPQnAs3P3o/s400/VenusandGroupatNinanRicciParty.jpg

i thought he's demode, were you blessing him with chic-ness

Anonymous said...

i've been preaching against the uglies and the fatties all my life and now that i've found you, life feels better.

WendyB said...

I thought she sprang fully grown from the forehead of Coco Chanel.