What's in Karl's Purse?

Doe Deere wrote a post about what's in her purse, hmm? Here is mine.

1.) Souls of the demode. Like lipgloss, hmm?
2.) Spare collars.
3.) The pencil.
4.) Chanel made paper from our paper plant in France; made by little old seamstresses.
5.) Chanel Cellphone which functions as a paperweight
6.) Spare sunglasses.
7.) 5 pairs of le skinny jeans.
8.) Diet Coke. On tap.