Monday, November 10, 2008

POLKA DOTS

i can't be bothered typing in haiku today. too bad. anyway; i'm rei! you know this; you've drooled over my designs, etc etc. we won't waste time with that.
i just wanted to talk about the money i'm fleecing from stupid (demode as karl says) people, with this collaboration with H&M. it's hilarious. i actually didn't do any work at all on it. we just got a few basics, slapped polka dots on them, and doubled (or tripled) the price. and the fashion people just say "genius! maverick!" and so on.
really though, it is pretty maverick. because i'm getting people to buy massively overpriced goods. genius. very warhol.

i'm sure some of you are reading this with your mouth open, amazed. don't make aunty rei cry, please.

actually, the designs are pretty good really....go, buy them! go now! go buy the comme goods! polka dots! POLKA DOTS! POLKA POLKA DOTS!
they're genius. They're comme des garcons. GO BUY NOW.

so anyway, next i'm going to do t-shirts with love-hearts on them; and sell them. call it "PLAY" or something...

oh, i've already done that.
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8 comments:

Unknown said...

bring back the mint PARFUMS!

Mo said...

What's this I hear about being limited to two dresses for H&M? This is not right!

Anonymous said...

mmm, I must buy H&M! It is COMME DES GARCONS!

Anonymous said...

i will be lining up here in LA to procure a couple pieces of over-priced polka dots... pretty sure the line wouldn't be too long as LA is such a demode city... not a lot of people know how to spell it much less afford the clothes...

i reckon polka don't look good with botox...

Tavi said...

Rei, I'm so happy to see you make an appearance. You're godly and I want to marry you.
Also, will you give me free stuff? I'm a poor, frail 12 year old that will wither in the cold if I camp out for Thursday.

Anonymous said...

rei wouldnt talk like this

Karl Lagerfeld said...

Rei does talk like this. That is all, you demode person.

Unknown said...

oh rei, how i love you even as you break my heart.