It is my birthday soon!
70!
What are you all getting me, hmm?
No, that is not a smile you see upon my face.
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Julie Anne, light of my loins, is the creator of the pear present in the post made on the 3rd of March, 2009. That is all.
3 comments:
A target with that prada woman's face on it, and a shotgun. A silver shotgun, with a plaid pattern.
We will give you as a present a pair of chanel tweed jackets which we cut in pieces and assembled back into purses and a bottle of our new perfume which smells of money and is called incognito. maybe we will even send you some replica pencils made of solid gold that you can use as hair sticks...
A limited-edition Comme Des Garcons black trench coat with Chanel buttons. The robot queen of black says hello, hmm?
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