Hello wilderbeasts!, Yves here. I haven't written in so long, I nearly forgot this existed (Karl will kill me when he reads that).
Fret not, I have been spending my time wisely. I've taken up a new hobby called "KinderWurf", or "Child Throw", it's great for stress relief and exercise. I think exercise is important, and why not toss little children while you're at it?
Now I know what you're thinking
"This child throwing business is rubbish."
Well, you're wrong. It makes me happy, and very little makes me happy--- on second thought, perhaps it isn't such a great thing. One should never be too pleased with themselves, lest they become lazy.
On another note, you will see that despite the fact that I hardly ever write on here (being dead and alive at the same time is very tricky, That pale man in the dark robe stalks me relentlessly. I think he likes me..), my name is still on the top of the contributors list. Yes... weird. I like it. Karl does not.
Oh.. I must go now, Karl is furious, something about his pencil. Here we go again.