Thursday, August 14, 2008

Child Throw

Hello wilderbeasts!, Yves here. I haven't written in so long, I nearly forgot this existed (Karl will kill me when he reads that).

Fret not, I have been spending my time wisely. I've taken up a new hobby called "KinderWurf", or "Child Throw", it's great for stress relief and exercise. I think exercise is important, and why not toss little children while you're at it?

Now I know what you're thinking

"This child throwing business is rubbish."

Well, you're wrong. It makes me happy, and very little makes me happy--- on second thought, perhaps it isn't such a great thing. One should never be too pleased with themselves, lest they become lazy.

On another note, you will see that despite the fact that I hardly ever write on here (being dead and alive at the same time is very tricky, That pale man in the dark robe stalks me relentlessly. I think he likes me..), my name is still on the top of the contributors list. Yes... weird. I like it. Karl does not.

Oh.. I must go now, Karl is furious, something about his pencil. Here we go again.


water said...

Yes, he is the furious storm.
A storm made me high.
A storm blew lazy children out.

Vidal Wu said...

Maybe Karl should design a Chanel child-pult for your endless amusement. You can use Donatella's illegitimate plastic children as ammunition.

Paula Pasquali said...

it reminds me that celebritys are having so much kids nowadays, it's scaring!