Children, Uncle Karl wants to write about New York fashion week.
Send me invites, tickets...that sort of thing, hmm? Accommodation and plane tickets would be good too. Karl does not pay for these things.
Email me if you can help with this, creatures. And you will become one of the favoured ones, one of the beautiful. You will be free from being demode. And we will see posts about the shows and all that, hm?
email@example.com is the email, as always.