I don't normally do things like this, but Anna said that this kind of dealmaking is good for the soul (what soul?*). Anyway, I keep informed of everything fashion (I have everything related to fashion on the internet printed off). And I've discovered a writer who writes most eloquently about fashion.
This person, who has written things this, this, and even a story about Andy!
So I emailed him. Actually, I had an assistant email him. But anyway. He says he needs a job, hmm? Some work, hmm? Something where he writes about fashion because he is very good. And I don't normally say this about anybody. So, somebody who reads my wonderful blog, give him work.
In a magazine or something, hmmm? Good people.
By the way, there's a new Karl Children's Fairytale coming up. I'm rewriting one of the classics. You see, all these fairytales lie. They need to be corrected. That's all.
*Oh, the one I sold to the devil years ago?