Hello adoring public.
I would like to address this. I would normally be enraged. But look at the 'woman' who wrote this very demode list:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Who gave this woman the authority (and the audacity) to write this list?
She looks like a nearsighted twelve-year-old boy with a penchant for his mother's ugly costume jewelry and drugstore lipstick. And look at the turtleneck-
GET ME A VODKA TONIC. I SAID THE WORD 'TURTLENECK.'
It looks like it was fished out of a bin at the Mervyn's Going-Out-of-Business-Forever sale. In the Men's department. In the Big-N-Tall section.
Karl designed that fabulous dress. He has already dealt with the woman. Let's just say she will never write for anyone other than Fisherman's Weekly or NASCAR Aficionado for the rest of her 'career.'
I am Anna. I don't get angry. I get even.
And you must excuse me - I have a terrible stomachache from all of the demode words I have been forced to use to describe this woman.