Wednesday, December 3, 2008

New Chanel Assistant Designer

You know, it's very boring how the fashion industry is so old and so intellectual. Those 18 year old girls, so old. So I think that the girl below will be the new Chanel spokesmodel. In fact, the next Chanel show will use only children of her age. And I'm going to make her assistant designer at Chanel. (I know some of you will've seen this girl, but indulge me, hmm? She is the assistant Chanel designer now, after all). Isn't it great knowing your Chanel bag was approved by a toddler? This child is the only child Anna actually likes as well. I'm amazed she didn't eat Bee. She's a little overweight, anyway.

Once upon a time... from Capucha on Vimeo.

8 comments:

Alicia/InstantVintage said...

This is the only toddler I like. Great decision.

Ms. Butterfly said...

my god pure fucking genius. The accent, the face, the voice, love this child.

Rach said...

And her video is such an accurate description of the current Chanel resort collection.

william said...

Children are demode. Period. Little French girls are just *less* demode.

Mo said...

she looks like Anna

Stag said...

Looks like Anna's child...

K said...

she is perfect! and notice she speaks of BATS! That´s some serious plugging of Yohji and the closet right there. Better make her Director of Marketing there at the Chanel Headquarter as well!

André said...

She's a genius. She's gonna be the next editor-in-chief of Vogue.