KARL TRICK OR TREATING

So tonight Anna and I went trick-or-treating. It's Halloween or something? Anyway. We went trick-or-treating. Here's how it went:
ANNA KNOCKS ON DOOR:
Soccer Mom: Hey kids! Want some cand-
Karl: TRICK OR TREAT!!
Soccer Mom: What the fu- I mea- WHAT ARE YOU.
Karl: I am Karl Lagerfeld!
Anna: And I'm ANNA WINTOUR.
Soccer Mom: Oh you CRAZY KIDS! Pretending to be world class fashion designers and a magazine editor. C'mon, where's your Nintendos...shouldn't you be dressing up as a witch or something?
Karl: Witches are demode.
Anna then makes a screeching sound like a penguin being ripped apart by Anna's bare telons.
[Anna and I run away]

Karl: HELLO! TRICK OR TREAT!
Rei: Oh hi Karl
Karl: Oh it's just you.

[after a cup of tea/diet coke]

Anna: TRIIICK OR TREES{Pasf=9wakAAT
Karl: You're drunk.
Anna: Um...
Karl: You're not even at a door. That's a tree.
Anna: Ohh..