Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Anna is belligerent.

Assistant's note:  Anna is absolutely plastered right now.  She hit the champagne bar at the Lagerfeld show very hard.  I've tried to transcribe it exactly as it was said...  Lord, I'm probably already fired.  Anyone hiring?

Karl.  Karl.  Karl.  Karl.  KARL.  KARRRRRLLLLL.
Wheeerrre iz he.  I need him to...  Karl hazzzztooo.  Can't rememeberrrrr.
Bloodygossipgirl.  They DONNKNOWMEEEEEEEEE.  They willpayyyyyyyyyy....
GET MY FENDIIIICOATTTT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
YOU YOU.....  GIRL YOU.
Findmekarl.
MOREBUBBBBBLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Where iz Beeeeee?  Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.  Sounds like BEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

It's going to be a long night, I believe.

3 comments:

ann said...

I'll fore him for you, Anna

ann said...

Fire

Ney said...

*hands bubbly over*

*backs away sloooowly*