So I'm listening to my #512 ipod (nano, touch-screen. Hasn't been released yet. It's made of perl. One really big one) and Thelonious Monk comes on. And I think to myself, "ahhh Karl, here is a man who is very hip, very with it, very in mode". So I tell my assistant to ring this Thelonious person up and bring him over here. Mr. Thelonious Monk is dead I'm told by my loyal assistant (who was then fired).
This is not good. Does anyone know anything about this?