Dear Readers

Dear Loyal Followers,

(Please) get more people to read my blog. Tie them to the chair if you have to. Give them free clothes, or something. I find wearing a high collar and dark sunglasses helps getting people to do those things. I literally have 5 models tied to chairs in this office right now. (Don't worry, they didn't model for Chanel- wonder where Aggy was in the show today? Now you know!). Maybe you should powder your hair.

Anyway. More people should read this. Or else.