Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Dear Readers

Dear Loyal Followers,

(Please) get more people to read my blog. Tie them to the chair if you have to. Give them free clothes, or something. I find wearing a high collar and dark sunglasses helps getting people to do those things. I literally have 5 models tied to chairs in this office right now. (Don't worry, they didn't model for Chanel- wonder where Aggy was in the show today? Now you know!). Maybe you should powder your hair.

Anyway. More people should read this. Or else.

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