Karl's Christmas Carols

Here's my first collection of Karl-edition Christmas carols. They are to replace normal Christmas carols. I must thank the lovely Jeunesse for the idea; so these are for you, Jeunesse.

O come all Ye Fashionable

O Come all Ye Fashionable
Bean Stalks and Coke Addicts
O come ye, O come ye to Lagerfeld-land
Come and behold him
Born the King of Fashion
O come let us adore him,
O come let us adore him,
O come let us adore him,
Karl the King.

O strut, lines of models
Strut in chic formations
Strut all that see in Vogue, Karl's fashionable word,
Give to our Uncle, Collars in the heighest;
O come let us adore him,
O come let us adore him,
O come let us adore him,
Karl the King.

All bow! Karl we greet thee,
Chic this happy morning,
O Karl! For evermore shall be King,
Word of fashion, now in flesh appearing,
O come let us adore him,
O come let us adore him,
O come let us adore him,
Karl the King.

We wish you a fattie Christmas
note: this song is especially for the fatties.

We wish you a fattie Christmas,
We wish you a fattie Christmas,
We wish you a fattie Christmas and a Walmart new year;
Bad tidings we bring, to you and your kin,
Bad tidings for Christmas and a Walmart new year

Oh, bring us our Chanel rifles,
Oh, bring us our Chanel rifles,
Oh bring us our Chanel rifles and we'll shoot demode ones right there

We won't go until you lose some,
We won't go until you lose some,
We won't go until you lose some, so lose some fat

We wish you a fattie Christmas,
We wish you a fattie Christmas,
We wish you a fattie Christmas and a Walmart new year

Chanel Night

Chanel night, Coco night,
All is quilt, all is white,
Round you are very thin people,
Make sure they don't snap now,
Stay awake because sleeping is demode,
Stay awake because sleeping is demode

Chanel night, Karl night!
Fashionistas do quake at the sight
Glories stream from afar
Of Karl putting on his fingerless gloves,
Karl, the saviour, is here
And Yves is kind of dead

Chanel night, quilted tights,
Son of fashion, chic's pure light
Radient beams from above thy holy glasses
With the dawn of a new collection
Karl, King, is very chic
Karl, King, wears le skinny jeans