SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THE CASES OF VEUVE DOWN TO THE S55 WAITING OUT FRONT. I'M GOING TO THE HAMPTONS AND IF ANYONE CALLS ME BEFORE TWO DAYS AFTER NEW YEARS DAY, I WILL DISEMBOWEL THEM IN THE CLOSET AND DEEM THE RESULTING BLOOD-SPATTERED PRADA "AN IMPROVEMENT, AND TERRIBLY CHIC."
Hello adoring public,
I am going on vacation, and I said this earlier. Lara Stone blah blah blah. Whatever. Everyone is fat in my eyes. Except me and Karl. We are fabulous.