Thursday, December 24, 2009

MERRY GODDAMN CHRISTMAS.

SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THE CASES OF VEUVE DOWN TO THE S55 WAITING OUT FRONT. I'M GOING TO THE HAMPTONS AND IF ANYONE CALLS ME BEFORE TWO DAYS AFTER NEW YEARS DAY, I WILL DISEMBOWEL THEM IN THE CLOSET AND DEEM THE RESULTING BLOOD-SPATTERED PRADA "AN IMPROVEMENT, AND TERRIBLY CHIC."

Hello adoring public,

I am going on vacation, and I said this earlier. Lara Stone blah blah blah. Whatever. Everyone is fat in my eyes. Except me and Karl. We are fabulous.

Adieu,

Anna

5 comments:

Mr X said...

Merry Christmas to you too. Just looked you up, and your GODDAMN funny! Hehe, I'm giggling.

L'Anglaise said...

Merry Chicmas Karl, Anna et al.

Though Merry isn't really appropriate. Marni Chicmas? I would use Chanel, but it doesn't quite fit.

MAISON CHAPLIN said...

HELLO, SORRY FOR THE LAST RESPONSE, I WAS TRAVELING!! I WISH YOU A GREAT CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Lily said...

snigger,snigger. Love this blog!! can imagine anna wintour with a voice like edna from the incredibles.. i still admire anna and karl. :)