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There's a new ipod up. It is number 6. Enjoy, hm?

I thought I'd write something about that Kanye West person, who's been acting as my stalker at the couture shows. Everything I go to, he's there. And he wanted photos with me-- as everything does, so I gave him a whole ten minutes of my time and then he blogged about it.
Possible alternate titles for his post:
"TEN MINUTES WITH KARL IS TEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN"
"TEN MINUTES WITH A REAL GENIUS IS A LIFETIME OF NOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH"
"TEN MINUTES: THE BEST OF MY LIFE"
"TEN MINUTES: THE POINT OF MY LIFE"

So on and so forth. He was very nice, of course; and Anna didn't make a go for him. But I can't help being reminded of a little kid in a candy shop. A little kid with ADD and his daddy's wallet. "Ooh Meester Karl, can I have that one! Ooh Meester Karl, what about this one!"
Elegance, boy. It makes people think you know more than them.

What does he do? One of my assistants tells me he does "music", so I listened to his albums. He does rap, you know. And he sings like a robot on his new album-- a kind of "Blood on the Tracks" for the massive egotists of the world.

Example:
"I'm so wonderful/I've got Louis Vuitton/Why don't you love me?/I'm a genius".

Actually, he doesn't sing that at all. Or he might, I can't remember. I was listening to 3 other albums at the same time. It's more efficient that way, hmm? I do the same with movies and with people (the good thing about people is that you don't have to hire them out, and other people don't eat popcorn around you when you're interacting with them).

Anyway, I wonder if he does children's parties.

Karl's ipod, Number 3

To the side of your you have selections from my 5,905th ipod. Enjoy, hmm?

Karl's ipod, No. 2

We now have the music off my 564th ipod, compiled by I, Karl. You will find it to the right of you; you might have to scroll a little if you don't have a large Chanel-made screen as I do.
Enjoy, hmm?

KARL'S IPOD MIX no.1

Hello Children, here is KARL'S IPOD MIX no.1, off my 325th ipod.

KARL'S IPOD IS SOON TO BE LICKING YOUR EARS NOT LIKE A DOG

KARL LAGERFELD: THE IPOD IS COMING. KARL'S IPOD CONFIDENTIAL. THE IPOD LETTERS. WHAT IS REALLY IN KARL'S IPOD? WHAT CHIC MUSIC IS KARL LISTENING TO TODAY? WHAT IS CHIC? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE (well who cares anyway, hmm?).

ALL WILL BE REVEALED IN THE UPCOMING: KARL'S IPOD MIX. IN A FEW SHORT HOURS! WAIT, CHILDREN, BEFORE YOU BURST WITH ORGASMIC PLEASURE.