Thursday, February 18, 2010

Attention: Perez Hilton

Sorry Karl, must interrupt this alphabet business of yours for a moment.
Dear readers, I apologize for uttering the demode name of Per- Perez-

GET ME A WASTEBASKET, I FEEL NAUSEOUS





Mr. Hilton -

One more word and you'll find yourself in Bulgaria blogging about new hallway carpeting trends. If I'm that nice.

I AM ANNA AND I HAVE SPOKEN.




All right, Karl - you may continue. I believe the next letter is H? H is for Hermès. Which reminds me...

ORDER MORE SCARVES.

Ciao lovelies,

Anna

20 comments:

Gardo Vásquez said...

Anna has spoken mr. Hilton, that's why we love you Anna, mr. Hilton migth be so carefull next time

Ghostboy said...

This man should be taken away from his computer and fed to hungry models and Chanel seamstresses.

Edgeena said...

Back off piggy! Anna has spoken!

Davidikus said...

I don't know much about Tavi or Perez Hilton, but this man has the right to say what he wants, especially as his comments are pretty harmless. We all dress bizarrely as teenagers (as we probably should) and regret it later on (as we probably should not).


Great blog, though!

http://davidikus.blogspot.com

Abbie said...

I've been contemplating boycotting Perez for a while....this is the last straw.

Who is he to talk? Perez usually looks as if Santee Alley has projectile vomited pink, polyester, pop culture nonsense all over him. Despite his recent "weight loss" he so proudly touts around that is quite a lot of regurgitation in order to properly cover the continent that is him and his ego.

I'm assuming the "COCO" of "CocoPerez" refers to Cocoa Puffs, if not it is pure blaspheme of the Chanel name, legend and legacy. This jealousy driven media monster has got to be stopped.

On a POSITIVE note, Tavi is a delightful, talented, beautiful girl with an amazing future ahead of her. Keep blogging young fashionista, sure you might have a lot to learn at your age, but the world has even more to learn from you.

Gardo Vásquez said...

@Abbie In fact Anna is who speaks, not Karl

Elizabete said...

Great blog.I am thinking of buying the Borders&Frontier shirt.I had no idea it was a collaboration you did together with Borders&Frontiers!

Echydo said...

I don't care about Perez but I have to agree that this outfit did not suit her.
I will not attack the selection of clothes because, well, some can argue that it is "fashion forward"/"creative" and bla bla bla. But that photo is the illustration of when the "garments are wearing the person" (as opposed to the person wearing the garments).
Ciao

Oh! said...

So what's wrong with Bulgaria?

Mewsette said...

@Oh! - Because Perez would not be able to survive anywhere outside of LA.

And though freedom of speech is undoubtedly essential, that doesn't mean Perez should be a pig about it. Tavi, and her blog, is far more interesting and creative than Perez.

hatim a.r said...

a man who dress up like a stupid rooster for some mtv award should never criticize tavi.shame on you perez.i think hes just jelous that tavi are friends with anna and karl.u know he's tryin sooo feckin hard kissing those two's asses.haha ull never be as great as tavi perez.suck it!

Oh! said...

I am from Bulgaria and i just want to know how to interpret this... i wanna know why did anna choose bulgaria? :)
at first I got it like we don't have a sense of fashion here or something...
but if that's the point - OKAY haha yeah he definitely won't survive here for loads of reasons

haikalcium lowfat said...

haha, couldnt agree more how fucked up peWHOREz is. i believe, he's just mad because there is no space in Tavi's clothes for his fat(n infinite ugliness) to fit in!

Annie said...

YES! What a cunt. i have nor problems him sepaking to lohan like that, ut a thirteen year old?? and as for his "fashion blog"... DIE

Ross said...

I think that might have been the nicest thing Anna has ever done.

Lucy Brown said...

Tavi is a grandmother. She is pro age.

AmandaBelle said...

Tavi is awesome! Perez is just a fashionista wannabe who does nothing but makes fun of other people styles that are obviously so much better than his!

Style WYlde said...

How amusing to see a bloated 30+ year old internet hasbeen attempting to attack the unsinkable 12 year old Tavi. Tavi is genius, Mario is over.

Nadir H. said...

Fun

Ruri and Kephsy said...

that man is a bulging mutant cell sack with a computer attached. he needs to stay in the celebrity world where he belongs. this makes me very mad as i consider tavi my friend.
too bad if she looks like a senile grandmother. thats where i get some outfit ideas. my senile old g-mama.

perez is a man with no brain or fashion sense what-so-ever. as if he would ever come to a front row fashion show (if he could waddle fast enough). he would probably rather go to a adidas polyester convention and blog about david beckhams achilles heel.
at least he would get more free pants.
no one like himself should be allowed near sweet little tavi. i want to steal that bow.

x kephsy.
ps uncle, for my birthday please look at this here blog: www.ruriandkephsy.blogspot.com