Dear readers, I apologize for uttering the demode name of Per- Perez-
GET ME A WASTEBASKET, I FEEL NAUSEOUS
Hilton. But he has slighted our darling little Tavi.
Mr. Hilton -
One more word and you'll find yourself in Bulgaria blogging about new hallway carpeting trends. If I'm that nice.
I AM ANNA AND I HAVE SPOKEN.
All right, Karl - you may continue. I believe the next letter is H? H is for Hermès. Which reminds me...
ORDER MORE SCARVES.