Someone replaced my Diet Coke with non-diet Coke. As in, Coca-Cola.
Imagine how many calories I've gained!
It was yesterday, in the meeting with Anna "I heart cute tennis players" Wintour. My Coke Butler wasn't with me, so I had it provided from some Vogue staffer. Somebody will never work in the fashion industry again. Ever.
It was bad enough when I had to drink Pepsi...
Only fatties drink real Coca-Cola. And I am not a fatty. New sign in the Chanel lobby: "Drinking Coca-Cola is not very Chanel".
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