Sunday, May 4, 2008

Coke: keep away from it

Someone replaced my Diet Coke with non-diet Coke. As in, Coca-Cola.
Imagine how many calories I've gained!

It was yesterday, in the meeting with Anna "I heart cute tennis players" Wintour. My Coke Butler wasn't with me, so I had it provided from some Vogue staffer. Somebody will never work in the fashion industry again. Ever.

It was bad enough when I had to drink Pepsi...

Only fatties drink real Coca-Cola. And I am not a fatty. New sign in the Chanel lobby: "Drinking Coca-Cola is not very Chanel".

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