Today one of my assistants informed me that Google had shut down this blog because their "spam search" or something thought this was a "spam blog".
He went on to say that "spam" is like the fatties, and should not be tolerated.
So I told him to sort it out and get me a glass of Diet Pepsi.
He sorted it out, but the Pepsi was not good enough so I poured it on him.
So fear not, hmm? I am back.