Vanity Fair

Apparently Vanity Fair has reached new heights of sophistication, captioning photos of I and the new boy at a party. Oh Vanity Fair, you are so sophisticated! You are so witty! Your biting social satire is more biting that Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker in a bathtub together. I do not say "What went down." I never say "What went down." You will never see me say that phrase unless it is in quotation marks. That awful, awful phrase. What moron wrote this caption? Was it Pernet, continuing her rampage against me? Her little vendetta of rumor? Nobody knows what's going on under her veils, you know. I don't even know if she has a face. Maybe it melted off years ago.

Anyway, Per- Vanity Fair's witty captioning continues, where I am quoted as saying "Let's blow this joint." I also never say that phrase. I am not the wise-talking-black-man. I am not even the "wigger." I will not be your black man, Vanity Fair. Golly.